Boating

When you drive your car through a large puddle of water in the gutter of a street so fast that you soak pedestrians walking alongside said road with a huge and filthy wave.
During yesterday’s rainstorm, we went boating in my pickup truck and soaked a fat jogger with a dirty wave so big it knocked his hat off.
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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Avian Judo

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.
by Goofnut June 02, 2021
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Fat Back

Look at that huge fuckn’ fat back. Prolly ain’t seen his dick since grade school. He’s gotta weigh 500 pounds.
by Goofnut May 30, 2024
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Number 3

Suzy was relieved when she finally had her number 3.
by Goofnut January 08, 2022
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taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.
Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.
by Goofnut November 20, 2023
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Short-a-chrome

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.
How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?
by Goofnut March 16, 2023
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Maskne

The zits that grow under your COVID mask.
After a month of wearing my Covid mask, I have maskne zits the size potatoes.
by Goofnut June 13, 2020
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