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Belgian Pox

A replacement name for “monkey pox,” because the current name for the disease has disparaging, racist connotations against Black people. Since King Leopold II, the king of Belgium, presided over decades of murderous, torturous treatment of black Africans, it would be a just turning of tables against the cocksucker and his subordinates.
Leo was diagnosed with monkey pox, but it turns out he actually had Belgian pox.
by Goofnut August 20, 2022
mugGet the Belgian Poxmug.

Unlegalize

The act of rendering outlawing something that once was legal. Examples of unlegalizing include alcohol (1920), marijuana (1930) and abortion (probably 2022).
When the Supreme Court overturns “Roe v. Wade,“ they will unlegalize abortion.
by Goofnut May 14, 2022
mugGet the Unlegalizemug.

Taller in a chair

When a person’s fat ass is so fuckin’ gigantic that they’re taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than six Tokyo phonebooks. (a.k.a. - “taller sitting.”)
Ms. Bertha’s ass is so damn gigantic that she’s two inches taller in a chair than she is when she stands, assuming the chair don’t collapse.
by Goofnut November 15, 2023
mugGet the Taller in a chairmug.

Rat

A tampon, especially a used, bloody one.
The trash can in the bathroom is full of my sister’s dried rats.
by Goofnut May 3, 2021
mugGet the Ratmug.

48

Anal sex.

See the part of the number “4” that protrudes to the right? That’s the penis and it’s about to penetrate the cleavage of number “8,” which is the ass. Buttfucking.

48 could also reasonably represent fucking your girl’s tittie cleavage.
“My girlfriend likes it when I 48 her.”
by Goofnut October 17, 2021
mugGet the 48mug.

Dingle-sickle

An advanced type of dingle-berry. Whereas dingle-berries are balls of shit that hang from anal hairs, dingle-sickles caught the entire lengths of anal hairs (think Milk Duds versus Milk Dud shish-kebabs).
Jimmy’s dingle-sickles were so thick, his asshole looked like a porcupine.
by Goofnut October 16, 2021
mugGet the Dingle-sicklemug.

Delta female

In mathematics, delta means change or difference from the original value. Thus a delta female is a female who changed from her original birth gender.
That delta female used to bench 405 pounds. She kicked the shit out of me after graduation.
by Goofnut May 27, 2023
mugGet the Delta femalemug.

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