Definitions by Gollum

Emese 

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there!
Chloe ~ Yeah it is!
Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning
Chloe ~ Yeah same!

Emese by Gollum December 6, 2018

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

Granny 500 by Gollum June 19, 2007

bitch 

Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

bitch by gollum January 31, 2007

Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

Fat by gollum June 1, 2006

geritol prozac queen 

A woman, usually older (hence the "geritol"), who is not happy unless she is complaining about something or someone.

I am so sick of that geritol prozac queen's constant complaining. Someone knock her out!

geritol prozac queen by gollum June 1, 2006

echo chamber

A woman's pussy that is so stretched out of shape that if someone were to say something while going down on her,it would echo at least 3 times.

Damn Stephanie! What did you do, hump a cruise missile? This echo chamber is HUGE!

echo chamber by Gollum May 28, 2006

winky man 

Someone who has an extremely small penis and is always horny but does not have enough penil length to please a woman.

Kenny was such a winky man that his girlfriend couldn't even feel him inside her.

winky man by Gollum May 28, 2006