microdick

Word for someone with a penis so small that it takes a pair of tweezers to tug him him off.

Kenny's microdick caused his girlfriend to laugh hysterically.

by Gollum May 18, 2006

Thundercunt

A person who says untrue things about other people and is a complete psychopath.

Just because you're jealous of other girls, you don't have to be a complete Thundercunt.

by Gollum April 18, 2005

Erectile Dysfunction

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.

Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

by Gollum May 19, 2006

Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

by gollum May 31, 2006

bitch

Word used to call women who are excessively mean or the act of constant complaining. Can be turned into a compliment by using the acronym Babe In Total Control of Herself.

Hey, I am not A bitch, I am THE bitch and to you I am MISS Bitch!

by gollum May 31, 2006

Nagger

Little blonde wife wannabe that does nothing but bitch and complain.

Stephanie was such a nagger that her husband choked the life out of her.

by Gollum May 18, 2006