21 definitions by Gollum

nasty breath

"Nice" nickname for someone whose teeth are so rotted that even if they rinsed their mouth out with acid it wouldn't make a difference.

I don't care how many breath mints you pop during sex, I still wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole, nasty breath!

by Gollum May 25, 2006

Granny 500

Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.

I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.

by Gollum May 30, 2007

echo chamber

A woman's pussy that is so stretched out of shape that if someone were to say something while going down on her,it would echo at least 3 times.

Damn Stephanie! What did you do, hump a cruise missile? This echo chamber is HUGE!

by Gollum May 25, 2006

dice

Interjection used when something happens

"You failed the test? Diiiice"
Your arm was severed in a freak lab accident? Diiiice"

by Gollum March 29, 2003

Phebe

Oafish in style or personality

Phebe just got molished by that flying scadubie.

by Gollum March 28, 2003

Emese

A stunning and beautiful best friend. She is Dobby and a fuckin twat but she is my best friend!

Rosie ~ Omg is that Emese over there!
Chloe ~ Yeah it is!
Rosie ~ She is so stunning i wish i could be that stunning
Chloe ~ Yeah same!

by Gollum December 6, 2018

Fat

Stands for Foxy, adorable, Tantalizing. FAT is an acronym.

person #1: You are fat!
person #2: Thank you! You just called me foxy, adorable and tantalizing!

by Gollum May 31, 2006