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by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the H mug.When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.
I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.
by Gojai August 29, 2017
Get the Out of water experience mug.A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.
Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Get the Blind sex mug.Cruising a town, meat market or any location in the search for a new sex partner; usually for one night only
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Trolling mug.Usually people at a party or job who you don't know; neighbors you don't know. Locals you meet while travelling.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Unknowns mug.The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.
Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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