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Ice cave

The vagina of any woman who is unresponsive while having sex; vagina of a partner with whom you are bored.
Man, I am so tired of visiting the Ice Cave, it's time for some fresh meat.
I can't stand her and the ice cave, I am moving on
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Baby Food

Refers to a drug lower on the thrill scale than one you currently use, which is obviously superior to that crap. For instance to a heroin addict, baby food might be Percocet or Vicodin.
I left the Baby Food long ago, only The King works for me.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Pretect

A verb to denote steps taken prior to events seen as threatening or dangerous, to ensure safety. Whereas protect is a form of present-tense action, 'Pretect' denotes steps taken in advance of the need for protection. Perhaps a form of insurance, pretection guards against the possible adversarial forces in one's future, when actual protection is required.

No one can predict the future, so pretection is required.

Preparation gave Summer peace of mind, as she had pretected her assets.
I have done what was necessary to pretect my family while away on business, should they fall prey to unsavory forces. Against the possibility of future disasters, the petections are solid and secure.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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H

Heroin; a term used widely in the 1960's, shorthand for heroin.
H-time, baby, I'm going to settle in. Hell, yeah...
by Gojai August 29, 2017
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Mind fuck

The act of over-analyzing a decision. Unwillingness to come to a decision.
I told her to give me quick decision and not to mind fuck it to death.
by Gojai August 23, 2017
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Door swings both ways

Defines a bi-sexual person, usually but not exclusively defines a male. Primary sexual preference is irrelevant, the determining factor is that singular fact: if the person is willing to have sex with men and women, their door swings both ways.
Woah, I just found out Eddie's door swings both ways! This is great dirt! This explains all the time he spends over at Oscar's apartment!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
mugGet the Door swings both waysmug.

Lickety-split

The act of either a man or woman giving oral sex to a woman; cunnilingus.
Finally, Courtney asked for a little lickety-split last night! Tasty, amazing!
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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