Gohn Gardenza's definitions

glad wrap

That plastic shit that you put over your face when you wanna hot plate or shower curtain, you can also use it to cover food and put it in the fridge, but wtfdt?

Glad wrap is the shiz I wanna cover some cheez wid it.

by Gohn Gardenza January 25, 2008

Djinerd

A person who manages to maintain a nerdy lifestyle, while remaining, hip, trendy and cool.

A: "I was considering upgrading my hard drive to 7, 200 RPM and coding some linux, but realised I had to leave for my date in 15 minutes, at my band's gig. "

Djinerd.

by Gohn Gardenza June 16, 2009

Umpad

A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'.
Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well"
Medium Umpads include: "Yeah, Well" and "Now, the thing is"
Hefty Umpads include: "Well now, look here, the thing is"
And for the extreme padding, when you have no idea what you want to say: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is"

Umpads are a sure fire protection from the ineloquency of 'Ums' and are sure to protect you from criticism.

Reporter: "And exactly what is the proposed law?"
Politician: "Well now, look here would you, you see the thing is; the law is still currently in progress and I'm unable to give a thorough description as to its overall repercussions."
Cameraman: "Nice fucking umpadding."

by Gohn Gardenza December 17, 2008

Leo Tolstoy

Commonly cited as one of the greatest authors ever, Tolstoy was a 19th century Russian most famous for his works "War and Peace."(1869) and "Anna Karenina." (1878) among many other great works of literature. He also wrote many profound essays, a lot of which revolved around Christianity.

Leo Tolstoy's "War and Peace" is most probably the best work of fiction to have ever been written. Through central characters Count Pierre Bezuhov and Prince Andrei Bolkonsky, the greatest spiritual and ethical questions of life are explored through embarkations on monumental journeys.

by Gohn Gardenza October 7, 2008

okay

A word which means "alright". It means "yes" and is a sign that you are happy with what the person has said. Can also be used in frustration. One of the best words in the english language. It is also used when one does not know what to say.

A"I'm going to the shops."
B"Okay."

A"Can I go to the shops, PLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEE."
B"OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A"Shops are goody good good."
B"Oookayy."(said slowly)

by Gohn Gardenza June 7, 2007

corkin'

A word which describes something good, but used mostly because it sounds good.

Person A "How was the party?"
Person B "It was freakin' corkin'!"

by Gohn Gardenza May 29, 2007

MFM

Acronym standing for "Men Fuck Milfs." 'Nuff said.

A: Damn, she's hot.
B: She's a mum.
A: Dude, MFM.

by Gohn Gardenza April 23, 2008