Goffboy's Dictionary on Life's definitions

emotard

Derived from emo as a subculture label, and retard used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. Used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

An 'emotard' is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion'

Many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.

"Go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!"

"Hey fellow emotard! How was the maths exam?"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 24, 2008

shoregasm

An orgasm on a beach.

I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

lawgasm

1. Sex with someone involved in law; IE a Judge.

2. Sexually excitment at law-related language.

3. The feeling after winning a court case.

"That barister was an amazing screw. Lawgasm overload!"

"I charge you with the offence of high treason,"
"Ohoooooo-oh, don't stop!"
"the jury find the defendant.."

"Boohay! Totally lawgasm after winning custody of the kids!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

Amy Lee

Lead singer of the band evanescence that began in 2000, though only really got big in 2002-3.

Their Ablums to date are:
-Evanescence EP
-Whisper EP
-Origin (2000)
-Fallen (2002)

Their works include:
-bring me to life
-going under
-my immortal
-everybody's fool
-breathe no more

She also did a duet with her ex, the lead singer of seether.

They are usually classed as rock, but sometimes as obscure genres e.g. 'new-age-goth-pop'.

"Man, evanescence are very cool. Amy Lee is fine."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006

defunk

To do something which spoils a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

See also defunked

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"Don't defunk my good nature, Billy!"

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 11, 2006

defunked

When something happens, or is said/done to spoil a mood/atmosphere/occasion.

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"When Gerald showed up last night, he totally defunked the party."

"Who defunk your high? You seemed okay an hour ago."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 10, 2006

ruby gloom

A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.

Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...

"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."

by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life July 13, 2005