God 's definitions

Fagenis

A cross between a penis and a vagina. Spelt with an F to sound homo.

-Mrs. Clack has a penis.
-No, it's a Fagenis.
-Oh, shes neither male nor female.

by God October 21, 2004

ggnore

good game no rematch, often used in gaming.

omfg ggnore newblets !!!!

by god October 24, 2004

Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004

Dick Hammer

1 n: A penis used as a hammer, almost explicitly referencing sexual intercourse
2 n: A penis shaped like a hammer
3 v: Term used to describe causing harm to someone or some thing.

1- 'Oh. My. God. Last night was great, he has a dick hammer.'

2- 'Let's dick hammer this jerk.'

by God October 28, 2004

Love Stain

1 n: A permanent mark caused by the act of sexual intercourse, generally dried semen
2 n: The pain of having your heart broken

"I left a love stain or two on your couch, Jeremy, sorry, bro."

by God October 28, 2004

fart dick

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex

"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"

by God October 28, 2004

gusner

To have gruesome, hardcore Haitian sex and then write about it on the internet.

"Yo, dude, I gusnered all night last night."
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"

by God November 10, 2006