Definitions by Gobshite

munger 

A lurker on Chatroulette that watches with their web cam switched off

You never get to see anyone's faces on here, the site is full of mungers

munger by Gobshite February 14, 2014

Flying the Japanese Flag 

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

Flying the Japanese Flag by gobshite July 4, 2009

dinner dumper 

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

dinner dumper by gobshite July 4, 2009

snot hole

The circular passages at the bottom of the nose. aka nostrils.

Get ya finger oot ya snot hole ye dorty get.

snot hole by gobshite April 12, 2005

fighting water 

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

fighting water by gobshite March 5, 2005

stott 

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

stott by gobshite March 5, 2005

fuck that 

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

fuck that by gobshite March 2, 2005