Gobshite's definitions

stott

To hit something off something as hard as you can

Watch me pint Dave, That bloke back there called me a dopey twat. Am gonna go take him outside an stott him off the car park

by gobshite March 5, 2005

fuck that

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

ragdolled

To be forcefully grabbed and shaken with such ferocity that the recipient resembles a ragdoll, usually occuring when a person has to restrain from more direct attacks for the sake of some bad concequences. For example nightclub bouncers/men with angry girlfriends/prison guards etc.

The cheeky twat thought he was a proper hard cunt til the bouncers ragdolled him all over the bar before chucking him out.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 2, 2005

snot hole

The circular passages at the bottom of the nose. aka nostrils.

Get ya finger oot ya snot hole ye dorty get.

by gobshite April 12, 2005

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

shut your shite

To encourage someone to refrain from talking further codswallop.

Bill : I was approached by a scout last weekend during football training and he asked me if i wanted to sign a contract with Manchester United !

Ben : Shut your shite, you lying bastard.

by gobshite March 2, 2005