Gobshite's definitions

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

dinner dumper

The Arsehole

That girl I took home last night was dirtier than a tramps vest, and insisted I take her up the dinner dumper.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

snot hole

The circular passages at the bottom of the nose. aka nostrils.

Get ya finger oot ya snot hole ye dorty get.

by gobshite April 12, 2005

munger

A lurker on Chatroulette that watches with their web cam switched off

You never get to see anyone's faces on here, the site is full of mungers

by Gobshite February 14, 2014

fuck that

A definite and unmistakeable 'No'

Stevie : So are you goin to call the fat bird from that nightclub back for a shag then ?

Jon : Fuck That.

or

Girlfriend : Darling, Cuddles has ran out of catfood and he's hungry. I know its snowing babe but ive just done my hair, will you nip round the shop for some ?

Boyfriend : Fuck That.

by gobshite March 2, 2005

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 2, 2005

chinned

To be on the losing end of a fight.

No wonder he got chinned, he was acting like a right tit

by gobshite March 2, 2005