Jimmy

A name so cool James wants it

Hi I'm Jimmy

*narrows eyes* Are you sure?
No I'm really a James. *frowny face*

by Goatacolypse April 09, 2022

Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.

That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip

by Goatacolypse July 21, 2023

pinged

Winning a game with the least amount of effort acting like it is going to be difficult using a strenuous posture to fake out the opponent.

I thought it was gonna be a smashing pong and instead I got pinged.

by Goatacolypse June 27, 2023

Politics

Politics: Religion attacking government; Then acting like it's not government.

Ideally; Politics as it was founded remains unchanged.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Sharecropping

Sharecropping: One who shares their crop fire to light another persons crop to save lighter fuel fluid/matches; Usually/typically when someone asks for a light.

Hey, can I get a light?

Sure.
Thanks for sharecropping.

by Goatacolypse January 26, 2025

Satan

A misspelling of the wheat protein: Seitan.

Satan's gonna getcha! A mean thing to say to those allergic to gluten.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024

Jesus

Jesus: A misspelling of; Ye Zeus.

How do you think Plato voted?
Ye Zeus.
Oh Jesus! Better call Sparta.

by Goatacolypse September 28, 2024