GoD's definitions

STT

STT stands for stop to text and it is when someone pulls over on the side of the road to send a text message.

I had to STT to tell Ramone about the Strawberry Shortcake I gave the girl from the club last night.

by god May 16, 2010

Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

by god April 29, 2005

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005

Spork

A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night

Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.

by God January 22, 2005

bunch of wankers

The Gatecrasher message board

I fucking hate the Gatecrasher message board. They're all a bunch of wankers.

by God November 9, 2006

bull shitter

1. a) Some idiot who wants to be cool so he lies.
b) Some idiot who thinks hes 1337 and lies to make n00bs believe him.
2. see Embargo

Embargo: Haha u guys are noob ill end u with my +11 tsu
God: quit being a bull shitter u fucking N00B

by God July 7, 2003