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place. Ideally situated on a glacial morraine, Benalto has cleverly used its alluvial gravel stocks to thrust itself into the forefront of the small-rocks industry.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
Rodeo enthusiasts abound, as do deer hunters, mushroom pickers, scapula maintainance workers and roadsign repair shops.
Bouldering enthusiasts have recently added Benalto to the list of "must see" rock climbing locales in the West Central Alberta Region and a History of Granite Exfoliation display at the mine site is a Canadian shield enthusiast's mecca.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
Get the Benalto mug.n. money required to fund repairs and clean-up after a riot, rock festival, family reunion etc. Also used with humourous intent by anarchists budgeting for rocks, balaclavas, bail, matches etc. before a riot.
I don't know why those government wanks are upset. Their fussbudget for the riot was lower than ours.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
Yeah but that's because you insist on designer face masks, a film crew and imported bricks. I'm beginning to think you're not a real anarchist.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
Get the fussbudget mug.v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
Sorry?
I need to take my corgi for a walk.
Pardon?
It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.
Are you coming on to me?
No my majesty!
Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
Get the draining the moat mug.n. exhilarating game played by picking and eating fungi in the forest; will it be tasty or will it be deadly?
I can't feel my eyeballs and I'm vomiting blood.
Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.
Ahh. I'm guessing you've been playing mushroom roulette ... and you're losing.
by gnostic1 August 4, 2011
Get the mushroom roulette mug.adj. Formerly just a colour but now an indication of almost religious perfection in a foodstuff, industrial product, or political party: purity, organicity, hard work by unionised workers and a complete lack of chemicals found in the periodic table is implied.
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Are these beans green?
Yeah. Look at them.
I know they're green. But are they green?
Yes. I told you. They are verdant little kernels suffused with, nay, bursting with, greenness.
But are they green?
No.
Yeah. Look at them.
I know they're green. But are they green?
Yes. I told you. They are verdant little kernels suffused with, nay, bursting with, greenness.
But are they green?
No.
by gnostic1 August 8, 2012
Get the green mug.n. Several. More than expected. Usually used for comic effect when viewing a friend's accumulation of bongs, cigars, skateboards, nipples etc.
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by gnostic1 September 2, 2012
Get the family pack mug.n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".
Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
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