by gnostic1 July 26, 2011
n. two or three holes "hacked" into the ice at each end of an ice curling rink to give the sweepers somewhere to rest their brooms. Also:
v. what smokers do while curling, which is one of the few Olympic sports where smoking is allowed during the game.
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v. what smokers do while curling, which is one of the few Olympic sports where smoking is allowed during the game.
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by gnostic1 October 03, 2011
v. 1) reducing wind resistance by tucking in behind a moving object while riding a skateboard, bike, racecar, hospital stretcher etc.
2) a sexual act.
2) a sexual act.
Dude! You should have been with me yesterday! I totally saw that Penelope chick drafting a bus.
Really? I'm actually kind of glad I missed that.
Really? I'm actually kind of glad I missed that.
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
n. State of mind, often induced by alcohol, in which one is unaware of the need for coital prophylaxis.
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Yo Stephanie! Nice baby bump girl. Looks like your condumb comes six to a case not three to a box.
Say what? I ain't no good at math.
Yeah. Or biology.
Say what? I ain't no good at math.
Yeah. Or biology.
by gnostic1 December 19, 2011
place. small commune in Alberta, Canada built around a spring providing fresh water. The glacial water percolates through cleansing gravel and emerges pure and unconfined. It is promptly bottled and shipped by workers in sterile gowns.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
by gnostic1 July 29, 2011
n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.
I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.
by gnostic1 January 30, 2011
n. Manly street term for beach volleyball, which is a fluff "sport" played in an inordinately large sand pit.
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Whoa, six o'clock! We totally have to scoot if we are going to catch the boxing.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
Cage fighting! I love that: crushed lips and death grips!
Actually I meant the litter boxing.
Ah, well, that can be good too. Let me just get a book first.
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012