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evilboosh

Beverage that contains too much alcohol or soporific drug.
This evilboosh has got me drunk and someone has peed my pants.
by gnostic1 June 23, 2010
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smile fairy

n. fictitious being who bestows cute smiles on pretty womenfolk.

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Hi Princess. Looks like you need a visit from the smile fairy.

He's not going to take my lips away and leave me a quarter under my pillow is he?

No! No! He takes frowns away.

And leaves money?
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
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Innisfail

place. bulging village in Alberta, Canada with one conservative eye on the future, one even more conservative eye on the past, and a third eye, indicative of its growing Hindu population, on its soul.

Obtained from Cree indians in return for urgently needed medicine and future considerations the sparklingly clean town sits at the foot of Antler Hill from which the beckoning lights of Red Deer can be seen.

Cattle feed, cattle tack, cattle slaughtering, and, in fact, shops for all your cattle-related needs can be found in the village, which elects a Cattle Princess every year to march in the Bovine Industry Parade each July 14.

A local zoo has supplied many animals to the american film industry. "Borat", for example used twin Innisfail bears to play one regular bear.

"Brokeback Mountain" , which required scenes of desolation and a certain look to its cowboys, was filmed near Innisfail.

Tourism is still in its infancy but a hostelry is slated to open in the fall of 2014 and an information kiosk is planned next to the highway.

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Isn't Innisfail a beautiful medieval city nestled in the breathtaking mountains?

You're thinking of the Innisfail in Scotland. This is the one with all the doleful cattle.
by gnostic1 July 2, 2011
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Dildough

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.
by gnostic1 June 28, 2010
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stretch market

n. fictional place where women obtain stretch marks; caution should be employed when using word around pregnant people.
Check out Rebecca. Methinks she's been spending a lot of time at that new stretch market.

What'd I hear you say? You come back here! You hear!
by gnostic1 July 24, 2011
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moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.
by gnostic1 November 9, 2012
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occupation

v. The process of moving an idealistic group into a previously well-maintained public square or park; also the movement of any unwanted group onto any desirable property or personal space.
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When is this occupation of North America by the Europeans going to end? I have some plans for lower Manhattan island that I'd like to get to.
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Hey! Some random family is occupying our "slacker" table in the food court.
by gnostic1 November 24, 2011
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