Gnostic1's definitions
by gnostic1 November 14, 2010
Get the mazingmug. n. incendiary device used to light a candle, lamp etc. during the late stages of cricket games, long after the sun has set, so the umpire, players, and any remaining spectators, can watch the "action".
Cor Blimey! If Master Perriwether can judiciously bend a googly to silly mid on for six during the next over, off their fading leg-spinner, we may not need a cricket match this eventide.
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
Rippingly astute observation my good fellow! "Tempus fugit," as my ruddy manservant used to say!
by gnostic1 April 22, 2011
Get the cricket matchmug. v. The act of increasing the force of one's delivery in ice curling. One adds weight or strenghth from the hack so the corn brooming of the pebble is lessened.
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Weight up! You're going to wreck on the guard if we don't corn broom you harder!
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
Okay I'll focus my delivery weight on getting the package to the house.
by gnostic1 November 1, 2011
Get the weight upmug. n. destruction of property, human rights etc. that occurs when people blindly follow extremist leaders.
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by gnostic1 July 6, 2012
Get the heil damagemug. place. Cosmopolitan Albertan city ideally located where the heart of the glacial gravel deposits meet the shoulder of the Rocky Mountain alluvial boulder accretions. Industry is quite diversified. Factories where large limestone rocks are pummeled into dust for concrete manufacturing stand arm-in-arm with factories where gravel is carefully sieved for concrete manufacturing.
David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.
Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.
Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.
Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.
Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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Let's go to Rocky Mountain House this week-end. We could watch the rodeo, buy a sack of gravel and get our windshield repaired.
So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
Get the Rocky Mountain Housemug. n. truly international sport in which adults, sometimes ravaged by disease and crippled by war, attempt to put food on the table. Winners receive a thin smile from their families before playing game again.
I won the supper bowl five times last week but I had to sell my TV to do it so I can't watch the game on Sunday.
by gnostic1 February 20, 2011
Get the supper bowlmug. v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.
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2) a sexual euphemism.
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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
Get the bageledmug.