Woolong

Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.

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Get your board mate! The waves are lapping at Woolong's foreshore like a rabid dingo.

by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013

ducker

n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.

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I hear your wife watches silly shows.

Yup. That little ducker is a gem all right.

by gnostic 1 June 01, 2013

five-hole

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!

by gnostic 1 July 14, 2012

Fourtet

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.

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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.

Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?

by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013

thermal-boy

n. Canadian term for an athlete who is on a "hot"' streak. Can also be used in other settings such as workplaces and often is used ironically.

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Way to almost score a hockey goal there champ! You are such a thermal-boy it's a wonder the ice don't melt, eh.

by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

gopher

1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.

2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.

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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.

Word that.

by gnostic 1 May 06, 2013