gnome's definitions

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome December 28, 2005

sexual bacon

to have some sort of intense sexual tension between yourself and a member of the desired gender

Oh my god... last night.....it was just so intense between karen and i....we have got some serious sexual bacon, me and her.

by Gnome February 5, 2005

The Fawn

"To Fawn" Doing the fawn, invented by a yound chap named Dav; a hideously effeminate prance across the room with one hand above your head, the other cradled in before the (preferably hairy)hest and one leg cocked coyly in front...inspired by Mr Tumnus. An excuse for otherwise manly men to get all gay

Do the Fawn! Dav! DAV! DO IT YOU QUEEF!

by gnome October 22, 2004

POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

by Gnome November 21, 2004

Gleeba

a plant that has a vagina

that gleeba has a smelly vagina!

by Gnome April 5, 2003

pune

Definition #2 above is completely incorrect. For that definition to be applicable, one must look up the word: POON. P-O-O-N is the correct spelling.

Kevin Michael McAlpine is a POON.

by Gnome November 21, 2004

Wicked Gnome

1. Hater supreme.
2. A person know for his preternatural intolerance of chat-tards.
3. A person who makes Kofax and Chill into his bitches regularly.
4. A chat loser with a small wang.

Wicked Gnome made Chill and Kofax cry like the bitches they are.

by Gnome March 28, 2005