by GlazeHer October 08, 2016
Guy: "Oh snap, how did you just hit a royal flush after being so fucked up?"
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
Dude: "You can't handle this bro, read it and weep!"
Guy: "I'm over this gambling, I'm bout to go back to the room where I can weed it and skeet!"
Dude: "I may have won this hang, but sounds like you're gonna be rolling and choking it with your hand..."
Guy: "Whatevs..."
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
When one is optimistic about their optometrist's diagnosis of their eye problem; providing a solution to their blurry vision by way of prescription glasses.
After experiencing blurry vision for years, I am now optometrimistic for a clear and bright future! I finally saw the optometrist and am getting a set of glasses. Sexy librarian look, here I come!
by GlazeHer September 16, 2022
Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
A phrase one will ask another when there seems to be an issue with their panties based on the way they are walking
Lisa: "Why are you walking like that? Is your thong doing you wrong?"
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."
Kara: "Yes, I should have bought a medium instead of a small."
Lisa: "That's why I don't wear panties."
Kara: "Smart, although I figured that was just because you're a slut"
Lisa: "Oh, that too."
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
by GlazeHer October 10, 2017
Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!
by GlazeHer March 18, 2016