Definitions by Glamrocker

malfactice 

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

malfactice by glamrocker October 26, 2010

tubagoo 

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

tubagoo by glamrocker August 30, 2010

shot truth 

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.

We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!

shot truth by glamrocker April 25, 2010

Toyotaphobia 

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
or
I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

Toyotaphobia by glamrocker March 15, 2010

ecodiculious 

A phrase used when one encounters a product or organization who tries, in the most rediculious way, to associate themselves with an environmentally "green" or "friendly" sort of way. Generally, this term is conjured when terribly un-green or un-environmentally friendly things or groups are trying to ride this popular trend for marketing purposes alone.

The fact that "Agent Orange" is being touted as a "green" farming defoliant is absolutely ecodiculious!!

or

I saw a doorstop being sold as "environmentally friendly." That's ecodiculious!

ecodiculious by glamrocker December 23, 2009

Cop-speak 

The official unofficial language of the police when speaking to the public. Including: the press, in the courts, to witnesses or the general population.

Then the officer went right into Cop-speak."The subject was observed entering the a fore mentioned entry way. Documented to be breached around 1300 hours, the door was found to be, uh, dislodged with an unidentified object. The perp. was reportedly seen grasping that device by a reliable witness blah, blah, blah......"

Cop-speak by glamrocker October 6, 2009

full stomach bliss 

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.

I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."

full stomach bliss by glamrocker September 30, 2009