Definitions by Give me a beer in the c shop
Bubbas Pub
A local fly by night kind of bar located in LA County. In this bar there’s always people talking shit… especially the cascade boys. The local sheriff is always packing his 6 shooter and breaking up fights and grabbing blondes phone numbers. This bar is the the IRS’s worst nightmare.
Bubbas Pub by Give me a beer in the c shop February 3, 2023
Dew Crew
Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
Dew Crew by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022
Cowboy
The roughest toughest son of a bitch you know. This man drives the biggest ram truck and shows up to a gun fight with his fists. He ties barb wire without gloves and rides world champion bulls for 16 seconds. This man could light a marlboro red before it even leaves the pack. Death fears a cowboy and he fears nothing.
Did you boys see that cowboy break up that fight at the bar. He was stronger than steel and chalked up a Marlboro and then road the sunset.
Cowboy by Give me a beer in the c shop March 31, 2022
Pigeon shit
When a disc golfer shows up to the course intoxicated from whiskey and marijuana. This golfer usually shoots the worst score and walks around with his lip dragging on the ground. He also wears boots covered in bird shit and falls off the tee boxes because he is so drunk!
Pigeon shit by Give me a beer in the c shop August 26, 2021
Coon bait
When a disc golfer shows up to the course wreaking of marijuana and whiskey. This disc golfer then falls over on every shot and throws all his discs into water hazards, known as coon bait!
Coon bait by Give me a beer in the c shop August 21, 2021
Snozzle king
A word used to describe a man who cums in a girl while yelling ripper magoos in stall 4 and Budweiser’s at Schwager’s barn. Isaac was such a snozzle king last night in the bed, his snozzle really left me limping.
Snozzle king by Give me a beer in the c shop February 18, 2019
Horseshoe
John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!
Horseshoe by Give me a beer in the c shop February 9, 2019