John had a hard history test 3rd block, so he pulled out his can of Copenhagen and placed a giant horseshoe between his cheek and gum. John nutted in his pants and did a ripper Magoo when the buzz kicked in. John got an A+ on his history test because he realized that he worked for Copenhagen. John and coach Hollensbe banged a cheap hooker in the parish center to celebrate their success.
Did you guys just see mick pack a huge horseshoe in his lip, wow he must have a big pecker for that size of pinch!!
by Give me a beer in the c shop February 09, 2019
A guy who has the first name micky. Micky can shotgun a beer in 2.7 seconds, and bangs an average of 25 hookers a day. Micky loves to golf, and before each tee off he shotguns a Budweiser and smokes 4 cowboy killers.
Hey girls did you just see micky walk by, I really wish I was like him. Micky is such a stud muffin.
by Give me a beer in the c shop October 27, 2018
Someone who drinks a massive amount of mtn dew. As a matter of fact enough dew to stare off a grizzly bear and make a horse stand tall on 2 legs. This man walks into small down bars with his testicles dragging across the floor. The bartender already has him mixed up a crown apple and dew before he can even cock the hammer on his 6 shooter. This man sweats mtn dew and craves hot blondes.
Hey Wade I would like to congratulate you on becoming a member of the dew crew. I saw you drink that mtn dew that was flowing between that hot LaMotte girls tits.
by Give me a beer in the c shop September 17, 2022
A word used to tell your friend that they need to quit shitting their pants in class, and that they need to keep drinking beers and doing ripper magoos.
by Give me a beer in the c shop November 08, 2018
When a guy named wade absolutely smashes his tee off shot and nuts in his pants on hole 1. Wade must of did a ripper magoo in stall 4 and banged 25 hookers prior to his tee off.
Wow that guy just donged that homerun! He must of just did a ripper magoo in the dugout with coach hollensbe before taking his at bat!
by Give me a beer in the c shop January 22, 2019
by Give me a beer in the c shop October 25, 2018
The roughest toughest son of a bitch you know. This man drives the biggest ram truck and shows up to a gun fight with his fists. He ties barb wire without gloves and rides world champion bulls for 16 seconds. This man could light a marlboro red before it even leaves the pack. Death fears a cowboy and he fears nothing.
Did you boys see that cowboy break up that fight at the bar. He was stronger than steel and chalked up a Marlboro and then road the sunset.
by Give me a beer in the c shop March 31, 2022