Definitions by Ginger Bred

Twastard

When someone or something is so annoying…more annoying than a twat or a bastard

‘What a Twastard!’ He said when he lost the bet.

Twastard by Ginger Bred October 19, 2025

Awakely 

When you wake up too early and can’t get back to sleep.

It was my day off…I could have a lie in and yet I was lying awakely

Awakely by Ginger Bred April 10, 2022

Funge 

Correct name for the ‘fun sponge’ in your life

Just by walking in the room, our local Funge brought the mood down

Funge by Ginger Bred April 7, 2022

POFU 

Pissed Off, Fed Up

When my colleague asks how I’m doing in front of the boss, and I’m having a bad day, I say, “POFU mate!” and they get it

POFU by Ginger Bred April 7, 2022

FOFU 

Fucked Off, Fed Up

If I’m having a bad day and my friend says, “how you doing?” In front of my Grandma - I say “FOFU, mate!”

FOFU by Ginger Bred April 7, 2022