Definitions by GiJerry78

ghettospeed internet 

While living in the ghetto you cannot afford good dsl or cable speed so you resort to hooking up a sort of hamster wheel where ghetto rats constantly run on (high on crack of course), to power your internet.

I know that homie from Cherry Hill must of had ghettospeed internet, because his black ass was lagging like a mutha fukka on NBA 2k7.

ghettospeed internet by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

eat my root 

To perform falacio on a male. Commonly used by people who live in Dundalk,MD

I had this chick from Turner Station eat my root the other day and I wound up with herpes.

eat my root by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

campingcunt 

A derogatory term used in the heat of battle, pertaining to any FPS shooter for PC or Console in which a group or single sorry ass player pretending to be a good player camps out somewhere on the map the whole game.

I swear if i catch that campingcunt JJspirit in the stairwell one more time im going to put my dick through the mic and impail her.

campingcunt by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

itchypunishbutton pusher 

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

itchypunishbutton pusher by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

illretarded 

A word made up by a prepubescent male who tries to impress older gamers while, he, himself is getting his ass whupped all over Call of Duty 3.

Man you guys are all "illretarded", I mean if I wasnt high on ring pops i'd totally pwn you all.

illretarded by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007

joozle 

When a guy is infected by another desease ridden man and while upon ejaculation just oozes his man seed, thus Jism is oozing so joozle.

Hey Fred thanks for giving me VD now my boyfriend cant get the moneyshot he wants but has to beg for my Joozle.

joozle by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007