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a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
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a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off
"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"
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joozle • joogle • jooze • joodle • Joogled • jozlen • Joobles • Jooblet • Jooglets • joolekah
Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.
"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.
joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017
A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.
"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"
jozzler by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017

da Jooze 

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent
Da Jooze peed my pants!
da Jooze by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021
shalom i used joogle to look at pictures of goyms and bagels
Joogle by A N O N Y M O O S E December 22, 2016
A quite typically popular yet derogatory name for "Google", due to being owned and controlled by Russian Jews.
Joogle are f**ked, they literally changed the algorithm when searching for "White couple" to show mongrels and blacks with primarily White women, and White men are also adulterated in turn, and most other so-called "search engines" are also doing the same crap. It's not a search engine, it's a Jewish propaganda machine designed to manipulate and pollute the minds of our kindred, to ultimately wipe out the White race through passive White geNOcide. The fact the Jews have created websites trying to typically deceptively re-purpose this common slang online, from Joogle to (((Wiki)))pedia and likely here also, speaks volumes. The scum openly boast their manipulation in the now current TOS, and they like all enemies of our race, will ultimately fail.
Joogle by AryanCrusader July 22, 2018
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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