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When a guy is infected by another desease ridden man and while upon ejaculation just oozes his man seed, thus Jism is oozing so joozle.
Hey Fred thanks for giving me VD now my boyfriend cant get the moneyshot he wants but has to beg for my Joozle.
joozle by GiJerry78 August 5, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
a jooblet is the small bit of jobby that gets rejected by the rest and is left to be just a little dollop on its own.
or

a jooblet is the aftermath of dangleberrys when one of the bits fall off
"OH MY GOD SOMEONE TOTALLY MISSED THE TOILET AND LEFT A JOOBLET ON THE FLOOR!!"

"oh my your dangleberrys are so bad the jooblets are dropping from the ass hairs"
Related Words
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Something that is extremely wet and sticky and just keeps oozing.
"Jinkies!" Velma screamed, my pussay is joozey.
joozey by Jethfhj April 9, 2017
A person with a simplistic mental attitude who initiates a course of action without having the mental capacity or ability to understand or foresee the probable consequences.
"Just look at that stupid Jozzler!"
"You stupid Jozzler!"

"What a Jozzler!"

"Oy.....Jozzler, now look what you've done!"
jozzler by Jeremy 999jackdawDaw November 11, 2017

da Jooze 

Basically, a mocking way of saying "the Jews", implying antisemites are unintelligent
da Jooze by Queen Buttrix July 17, 2021
shalom i used joogle to look at pictures of goyms and bagels
Joogle by A N O N Y M O O S E December 22, 2016
A quite typically popular yet derogatory name for "Google", due to being owned and controlled by Russian Jews.
Joogle are f**ked, they literally changed the algorithm when searching for "White couple" to show mongrels and blacks with primarily White women, and White men are also adulterated in turn, and most other so-called "search engines" are also doing the same crap. It's not a search engine, it's a Jewish propaganda machine designed to manipulate and pollute the minds of our kindred, to ultimately wipe out the White race through passive White geNOcide. The fact the Jews have created websites trying to typically deceptively re-purpose this common slang online, from Joogle to (((Wiki)))pedia and likely here also, speaks volumes. The scum openly boast their manipulation in the now current TOS, and they like all enemies of our race, will ultimately fail.
Joogle by AryanCrusader July 22, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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