virtual gunfighter

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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WWLHOD?

What Would Lee Harvey Oswald Do? Underworld (not the video game), term used when a candidate not popular with that group, wins an election.
I wonder what that "WWLHOD?" bumper sticker on that 4x4 means?
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tin foil hat club

conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.
That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.

by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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Coca-Cola Cowboy

When a woman gives a man oral sex with a mouth full of ice-cold Coke, or other carbonated beverage.
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prison coin purse

A term applied to a woman's vagina, when she is smuggling contraban in both her rectum and vagina, also called a matching coin purse.
That bitch is holding dope in her prison wallet and papers in her prison coin purse.
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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Langley Master Keys

A lock picking set. The term originates from the lock manipulation course taught at Langley, training ground for CIA operatives.
Bill; "Damnit I locked the keys in the house!"
Ted; Don't sweat it, I have my Langley Master Keys
by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009
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