Gg's definitions

stump jumper

Person of african american decent. Also see moon cricket

Damn stump jumper stole my tv!

by GG January 24, 2004

moongler

Thats the little spanish guy that goes around on weekends terrorizing little kids with dildos.

The fucking moongler scared my daughter.

by GG January 24, 2004

pig child

The kind of all filth, gluttony, and stupidity. He still roams the earth, conquering as many buffet lines and rancid whores as possible. Avoid him at all cost, for your life is at risk whenever he is near.

Once, pig child and his pig devoured a family size box of frozen lasagna in one sitting.

Pig child's ultimate accomplishment is being so lazy that he failed to get up to use the bathroom, so he just shit on the couch where he laid.

by GG January 24, 2004

power situp

This is when you get some beefcake who thinks hes hot shit to show off. Tell him that you are going to put a towel over his head and see if he can do the situp while you pull down. Being the arrogant moron that he is, he gladly tries. Have someone pull their pants down over his head and release the towel. The unsuspecting douchebag's nose goes right up the guys ass.

I wish someone would give Arnold the power situp.

by GG January 24, 2004

battle royale

The greatest movie ever, followed closely by GUMMO.

I would rather watch Battle Royale than porno.

by GG January 24, 2004

C.U.N.T.

Cant
Understand
Normal
Thinking

Typical female.

All females are c.u.n.t.s

by GG January 24, 2004

three input woman

Woman who uses all three holes for pleasure, preferably at the same time.

Your sister is a three input woman.

by GG January 24, 2004