Gfeet's definitions

Yanks for the Mammaries

Describes when men " pleasure " themselves after a Girls Gone Wild Video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their breasts.

Meanwhile at a big spring break party...

Dave: Dude..I'm soooo wasted...
Fred: Yeah man...oh my god shes going to do it!
Dave: Who?
Fred: Surfer tits..you know...surf and turf!
Dave: oh..Oh OH There goes the t-shirt! Look at those righteous tities!
In unison " Yanks for the Mammaries!

Dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.

Fred ,50 years later is visiting Dave's grave site. He thinks to himself "Good times...good times".

by GFeet January 13, 2010

Textapated

(Text-a-pate, Text-a-pa-tion) The inability to send coherent text messages before the SMS character limit is reached.

Text from Linda to Dave: Hi Dave. I was thinking. maybe we should go see a movie like we almost did the other night. Laugh On Line! So , perhaps we should see The

Dave Replies : WTF? Textapated?

by GFeet March 14, 2009

Bailin like Palin

1.The act of quiting in midgame. Usually associated with cryptic, lame excuses designed to cover the real reason; they just cant cut it.

2. The behavior of a "non-hacker", quitter, wimp etc.

3. Walk away from a serious or solemn obligation obtained under false pretenses leaving your friends, associates and supporters in extremis.

Dave: Affter we had sex for a solid month, I saw she was getting serious, I was bailin like Palin and getting the hell out of there.
Bob: Nice.

Coworker: Your emails to that slut in your secretaries office were just made public. What are you going to do?
Boss: Bailin like Palin...see ya.

Football fan: When TO doesn't get the ball he's balin like Palin

by gfeet July 4, 2009

New Orleans Aint's

Derogatory name for the New Orleans Saints football club.

Aint no playoffs, aint no fame ,da New Orleans Aint's got no game.

by gfeet June 23, 2009

TwitterDee and TwitterDum

Neophite Twitter subscribers that flood followers ( usually relatives or family )with nonsensical tweets escalting in triviality with each subequent tweet from their counterpart.

TwitterDee : Big sale at Macy's!
TwitterDum : Sales at Macys are great!
TwitterDee : Macy's has better sales than anyone!
TwitterDum : Macy's has the best sales ever.

Dave turns off his cell phone. " Geezus, I have to get to a PC pronto...to drop TwitterDee and TwitterDum...Aunt Sara and Aunt Edna . Without hurting their feelings..."

by GFeet March 14, 2009

drop a tweet

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)

Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.

by GFeet February 27, 2010

Suckhawks

Derogatory name for the Seattle Seahawks football club. The Suckhawks are located in a city where it rains all the time and is famous for geeks like Bill gates and Fraiser. The Seahawk...excuse me...Suckhawks are are best known for mediocrity ; an overated coach(now departed), and turning great players into mediocre ones and a monumental collapse in Superbowl 40

Bill: Hey Dave, I got Suckhawks seasons tickets at a yard sale!
Dave: Really, how much?
Bill: Nuttin, I traded for my first season A Team DVDs.
Dave: Boy you got screwed.

by gfeet June 23, 2009