216 definitions by George

exorcising demons

to jam any kind of musical instrument to relieve stress or get a song idea down.

come over tonight and bring your bass we are gonna be exorcsing demons.

by George January 21, 2005

absquatulates

pretentious abscond

A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.

The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

by George February 27, 2003

splitting dark oak

The act of having sex with a black chick.

man I was splitting dark oak last night!

by George January 21, 2005

queer eyed

a gay person who does not admit they are gay

Mr. Brown looks so queer eyed.

by George January 21, 2003

good things

a term for someone that you care greatly for. as to say that they are all the things in life.

Your the good things woman.

by George January 21, 2005

bitner

a bitner is a hat like you wear on your head. one of the bucket kind.

these people are idiots its a fricken hat
"hey dont steal my bitner"

by George January 29, 2004

jesus guy

any guy with long hair who resembles jesus.

guy: I saw george the other day.
dude: whats he up to?
guy: well he turned into a jesus guy.

by George January 21, 2005