Genuine Nerd's definitions

aluminum digger

Someone, usually a homeless or poor person, who digs through trash cans and dumpsters for empty aluminum soda and beer cans, so they can sell them to a scrap metal dealer for booze and cigarette money.

This bum is an aluminum digger...taking the empty pop cans out of the trash in the park, so he can get himself a bottle of wine and get drunk.

by Genuine Nerd June 24, 2010

party poopers

Portable toilets used at a public party, concert, or event.

There's a long line at the party poopers.

by Genuine Nerd September 21, 2009

slacker shower

Where a person would spray Axe deodorant all over himself or herself instead of taking a shower or bath, masking the person's body odor with the Axe deodorant.

This bum is taking a slacker shower. He's spraying Axe all over himself. Thing is, he still stinks.

by Genuine Nerd May 18, 2010

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008

Lysol

What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org

The mother called her daughter a whore, and made her douche with Lysol.

by Genuine Nerd September 24, 2008

lunch light

A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.

This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.

by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010

take my browns to the super bowl

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.

I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

by Genuine Nerd September 13, 2011