Definitions by Genuine Nerd

POC

A cheap swill brand of beer that was once brewed and sold in Cleveland, Ohio. "POC" once meant "Pride Of Cleveland", but in later years, meant either "Piss On Cleveland" or "Pilsener On Call". Before POC was discontinued in the mid-1980's, a 6-pack of POC sold for less than a 6-pack of Coke or Pepsi...it was that cheap of abeer.

My grandfather used to drink POC...it was all he could afford.

I don't drink POC...that beer is nothing but pisswater!

POC by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

Imperial Whiskey

A cheap, rotgut, bottom shelf booze that drunks love.

My grandfather used to drink Imperial Whiskey...it was pretty much all he could afford.

Imperial Whiskey is the favorite libation of 1950's low-budget filmmaker Ed Wood.

Imperial Whiskey by Genuine Nerd March 8, 2010

pubic enema 

Another term for douching.

That whore stinks so bad, she needs to give herself a Pubic Enema.

pubic enema by Genuine Nerd March 6, 2010

party poopers

Portable toilets used at a public party, concert, or event.

There's a long line at the party poopers.

party poopers by Genuine Nerd September 21, 2009

popeye 

A childish term for going to the toilet to take a shit. (I assume it was named after the well-known spinach-eating cartoon sailor...it was a term I heard as a child.)

"Mommy, I've got to go Popeye!!!"

popeye by Genuine Nerd September 19, 2009

Lysol 

What women used to use as a douche. Lysol (the original liquid concentrate, not the spray) was actually marketed as a feminine hygiene product by Lehn and Fink, and ads actually appeared in women's magazines from the turn of the century up until the early 1960's. Instructions for making douche solution was actually on the Lysol bottle's labels. (one teaspoon Lysol, added to one quart warm water, mix in a separate container before pouring into douche bag). Also, after many lawsuits, mainly from women who had their vaginas irritated by Lysol, Lehn and Fink (now Reckitt Benckiser) stopped marketing Lysol concentrate as a douche. And the introduction of the disinfectant solution into a vagina made odor worse, not better, since it affected the vagina's natural pH balance. More about Lysol douche at the Museum of Menstrual and Feminine Health http://www.mum.org

The mother called her daughter a whore, and made her douche with Lysol.

Lysol by Genuine Nerd September 24, 2008

ass candy

A nickname for a hemorrhoid or laxative suppository.

1) My hemorrhoids are flaring up; I need a piece of ass candy to get some relief.

2) I'm constipated; I need a piece of ass candy to get me moving.

ass candy by Genuine Nerd June 12, 2008