Genitalien 's definitions

Playing the air drums

The act of masturbating whilst sitting in a parking lot

Campus Police officer: Sir, what are you doing here with your penis out?

John: hey officer, just playing the air drums .

by Genitalien October 17, 2020

Trey Gouty

The enormous, pulsating growth on the side of one's big toe. Likely gout, so it is given the name Trey Gouty.

Ed: what the fuck is that on your foot?

John: it's just Trey Gouty. Should be healed in a fortnight.

by Genitalien April 19, 2024

Truck Pussy

a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty

John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Fist Full of Pubes

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders

Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Ass Void

location with absolutely no hot pieces of ass.

John: My neighborhood is an ass void. Not a fuckable chick in sight.
Scott: Sorry man

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Muddy Fire Pit

When a female defecates and wipes from back to front, resulting in a small quantity of feces in her vagina.

John: Dude, her pussy is nasty - she's got a muddy fire pit.

Scott: A what?
John: Muddy fire pit. She got some shit in her snatch.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020