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Abraham Lincoln

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One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.
Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).
by Gene May 13, 2005
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Gene Mueller

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A person who lives in Park Ridge, I'm right now bored so I'm making a definition for my own fucking name.
Hi, I'm Gene, I live in Park Ridge.
by Gene March 31, 2005
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genesor

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DAMN, that foo genesor is hella good.
by gene March 16, 2005
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frag

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Go FRAG yourself. you person.
by gene March 15, 2005
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GeneSimmo

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Probably the coolest member a gay forum has ever had.
He conquered christ and Queen Latifa at a game of chess playing with nothing but his elbow.
Jezus then commited suicide by hanging himself on a cross, queen Latifa was doomed to a life of sad, fatness and crappy movies.

GeneSimmo is what holds the world together.
His hobbys are puzzles, lego, and good conversations.
What would GeneSimmo do?
He'd probably kick an ass or two.
by Gene December 20, 2004
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im from jersey man :)
pastakids da master cook :)
by gene September 24, 2004
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Rabid Mammal Wax

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(n) 1. The foam that dribbles from a rabid animal.
(n) 2. A person who is considered awesome/is revered.
(n) 3. A cola-flavored soft drink.
(v) 4. To do something in the best way possible.
(adj) 5. Really amazing.
1. "I think my dog is sick, he has rabid mammal wax coming from his mouth..."
2. "Oh man, he is such a rabid mammal wax...I'm so envious..."
3. "I don't have enough money to buy a bottle of Rabid Mammal Wax, this sucks."
4. "Wow, the soccer player really rabid mammal waxed that goal."
5. "The runner ran the race very rabid mammal waxily, thats why he won."
by Gene May 3, 2004
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