That Damn Buster Joe said we ain’t in a recession, tell that to my brothers cousin who’s jerking dudes off at the Winn Dixie to make ends meet
by Gay4Clents July 28, 2022
El Diablo, Spanish for “The Devil” is the urban legend of a half Mexican half Irish man in the Pacific Northwest. The man can be seen loitering outside of elementary schools, parks and day cares in a 1989 Dodge Caravan with a wrap featuring Jarrod from Subway and a sign reading “free puppies”.
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
El Diablo has been linked to local homeless sexually transmitted diseases, especially the clap.
To identify the true “El Diablo” one only needs to smother their waistline with extra crunchy peanut butter and lie down at the train station, the true El Diablo will appear out of no where and give you a good cleaning, moaning “get in there real deep like” and rubbing his belly button
Damn! I was down waiting for the metro bus and El Diablo popped out of the men’s room licking his lips and gave me an HJ using his butthole lips!
by Gay4Clents June 11, 2025
Allegan, located in Michigan is the birthplace of meth and sexual deviant’s. The county seed is home to Indigent white trash and welfare monkeys. Their local rival to the west is Pullman, a smaller version of Allegan
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 02, 2022