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Clents

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.
That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!
by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022
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Russellville Truckstop

A sexual experience involving many male truck drivers and a poorly paid male hooker resulting in Anal Herpes, genital warts, and inflammation of lips, tongue and throat.

Formerly known as a “Louisiana Saturday Night” it was rebranded as Russellville Truckstop due to the negative Cajun influence on the male hooker.
Hawt Damn Dave! We done run us uh Russellville Truckstop on Larry in the back of that Big Rig, hustle on over and pick a hole!!!
by Gay4Clents August 24, 2023
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Allegan

Allegan, located in Michigan is the birthplace of meth and sexual deviant’s. The county seed is home to Indigent white trash and welfare monkeys. Their local rival to the west is Pullman, a smaller version of Allegan
The nasty bitch Sonny from Allegan let us all run a train on her for a dime bag!!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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Arkansas Merry-go-round

When a yankee raw dawgs a southern hillbilly finishing with a cream pie. The hillbilly chic then mounts the northerners face riding it like a bucking bronco forcing the dude to east her nasty baby badder.
Dang! Tina gave old boy an Arkansas Merry-go-round after the 4H show at the fair grounds!
by Gay4Clents October 14, 2022
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