Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

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A Japanese car that runs forever and is still sporty.

Man, his Honda gets really good MPGs.

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Sperm or Giz to which is very sticky.

Please, Mr. President, plasmatic all over my face.

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A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

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A girl that is a slut and likes to have more than one dick in her at any given time.

Hey Mario,, I bet you five pesos that Rita is a dickmany.

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Being in a state of existence where you have a penis that can not satisfy a woman.

It sure is unlucky that Peter suffers from unsubstantialism because as a result of it, Chris did not invite him to this month's rainbow party.

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Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.

Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminiscent of chicken.

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