Gary Coleman IV's definitions

anal demonization

Using the anus for demonic purposes.

Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

snow penis

A large erection that is erected out of snow. It is usually about 6 feet tall.

That snow penis we made yesterday sure does trump the last one we did.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

cock mania

A large gathering of cocks in which the cocks duke it out to see who's cock can become top cock.

Call Andy and see if he wants to attend cock mania this week.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

cock-o-matic

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.

I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

flaming assbang

One who has achieved the status of being an ultimate douchbag. This person does not know how to cuss, engage in physical combat, or know how to approach the opposite sex. A person who has been called this name should have their testicles removed surgically.

Man, Ryan seriously is a flaming assbang. I'm gonna remove his nuts while he sleeps.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Cock of All Trades

1. A cock that absolutely all girls crave. Usually large in size.

2. A person who acts like a complete douchbag.

1. Wow, Devin has the greatest cock of all trades I have ever seen. I bet it could write a fifty chapter novel.

2. Tell Devin to stop being a cock of all trades. He won't stop throwing dead fish at me.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

Below-Jobbery

When you or a friend has, or is thinking about obtaining a job not even a Mexican would attempt to obtain even if he did get paid a good sum of money. If said fast enough, it may be mistaken for the word blowjobbery.

Man, Target is a great place for Below-Jobbery.

by Gary Coleman IV June 13, 2008