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Definitions by Gary Coleman IV

over-ejaculation 

An instance in which you haven't jacked-off in a very long time, thus resulting in the shooting of a very large and creamy load, usually on the face or chest. Over-ejaculation does not not exceed 11 fluid ounces. For a larger amount, see uber-ejaculation.
When my mom saw that my wall was covered semen, I explained that it was the result of over-ejaculation, so she gave me a cookie.

MarioCock 

A cock that is able to go very fast and drop bananas and turtle shells out of the scrotum. Can make use of mushrooms to become larger and/or invincible.
Man, after I saw Toby's schlong devour that mushroom, I knew that he possessed one or two MarioCocks.
MarioCock by Gary Coleman IV June 15, 2008

boner doctor

A certified doctor who performs penis enlarging surgery even though he himself needs the surgery done.
Man, I think that boner doctor is really fucked up.

cock-o-matic 

A girl that goes through cocks like a robot and can never get enough.
I think Kelsey is a cock-o-matic.

Semen Stadium 

Simply stated, a stadium filled with semen.
I think we need to erect a new semen stadium downtown.

Fagillian 

Am imaginary number used to describe a mass gathering of a million or more fags in one place.
Man, there must be a fagillian people in my closet.
Fagillian by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008
An object that can be moved with ones thumb and/or flipped with ones thumb.
The pages in Entertainment Weekly are very thummible.
thummible by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008