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It is a term used for every dumb assed British mother fucker, tea sucking, monkey licking cunt fart. That lives on the little piece of shit island known as Great Britain. Most if not all are totally jealous that we are the 1st country to get it done right. But they are still better then those nasty ass frogs over in France. ...Oh by the way great move by your queer ass Prince Harry, wearing that Nazi uniform. Real classy!! We should come ove there and throw him in an Jew burning oven. See how he likes that.
by Gary B January 16, 2005
Get the jizz face limey mug.The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
by Gary B January 12, 2005
Get the blumkin mug.To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)
Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.
by Gary B January 12, 2005
Get the Jap Slap mug.When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"
When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth
by Gary B May 22, 2003
Get the Knighting mug.Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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Get the Goober Head mug.When you stick popcorn kernels in a girls pussy and then fuck her to make enough friction and heat to pop the kernels.
We gave our kids a snack after we used the popcorn maker
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The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.
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The popcorn maker sure is a lot cheaper than buying a microwave.
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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