joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.

Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell

by gary January 25, 2005

Shamatita

Shamatita : 1.(n)One who enjoys anal sex with wooden objects shaped like rappers.

2.(n) One who loves to finer bang random men's assholes outside a chinese restaurant (preferably a buffet).

That Shamatita had splinters in who vagin-whole.

by Gary February 20, 2004

shagging

As Kids in Toronto in Winter we would sneak up to a stopped car and grab on to the bumper. Then get towed along the icey street till we fell off or the car stopped again. It was great fun and our name for it was Shagging.

I know what it means in Britain, I've been living here the past 10 years!

It's snowing, lets go shagging!

by Gary September 24, 2004

bad dog

While screwing a girl in the ass, you pull out and blow the load on the floor. Proceed to rub the girls face in it, while saying "bad dog".

She was being a bitch so I gave her a bad dog.

by gary December 02, 2003

blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.

"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."

by Gary March 01, 2004

V.F.A.

Vaginal Flash Assistant

God you are one good V.F.A.

by Gary November 02, 2003

acl

a white, female dog from Cuba

The acl took a dump in the feng shui corner.

by Gary April 11, 2003