stc

For All of use wondering who STC fancies i know and it is JAMIE LEE ROSS
SORRY FATSO i had to tell every1 peace

y-did u tell them gary- because you are fat stc

by Gary December 04, 2003

Troops

"Troops" is a slang word for mates, ften used in West Central Scotland. Many gang, or "young team" member will refer to their fellow cronies as "the troops".
Also, "troopz" or "troopers" are acceptable terms to use.

Awrite troops. Who we doin in eh night?

by Gary February 25, 2005

Hand job

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

"You can use this control panel to fix the sauna if you like."
"Nah, this hot, wet, baby can only be fixed with a handjob!

by Gary April 24, 2005

stoge

another term for a cigarette

hey man, you got another stoge?

by gary March 13, 2005

Hizzos

Whores, Sluts, Prostitutes, etc.

Where are my hizzos at!?

by gary October 20, 2002

Don Zimmer

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

by Gary April 23, 2004

Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart

"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."

by gary October 07, 2003