Definitions by Gary

Horny

When Mel wants 2 cum, and what she is all the time.
Fuck, she is horny. She needs to cuuuuuuum!

Mel is so damm horny

Horny by Gary May 1, 2004

Gariffic 

A person that is Gary and terrific all rolled into one big lovable Gary

Tom to Gary: Gariffic!

Gariffic by Gary April 26, 2004

Don Zimmer 

Portly fat bastard, and former assistant coach of the world's most hated team. Used as a bowling ball by the great Pedro. Looks like Jabba the Hut.

I hope I never end up looking like Don Zimmer.

Don Zimmer by Gary April 23, 2004

pedro martinez 

One of the alltime great pitchers. Could even throw a bowling ball at 90.....wait it was zimmers head.

Wish the orioles had Pedro.....but he'd never pitch for an amateur team.

pedro martinez by Gary April 20, 2004

Steinbrenner 

When you pay for things you are not able to attain any other way. Like sex, friends, and championships.

I got laid by a fine honey, all i had to do was pull a steinbrenner

Steinbrenner by Gary April 20, 2004

chugnut 

fieces that still has visabel traces of food in it like small nuts and sweetcorn

i've just layed a chugnut

chugnut by gary March 17, 2004

Ingle 

A selfish, inconsiderate, spoilt bastard. Someone who never considers anyone else except themselves.
Someone who would stitch you up at the slightest chance to get a lay.
Someone who would happily ruin your chances with pulling someone, cos he would be convinced they find him attractive and enjoy his oafish behaviour.

"What, he never paid you back? What an ingle"

Ingle by Gary March 6, 2004