Definitions by Ganondox

Playing Frogger 

Crossing a busy street. Named after the video game Frogger, where you play a frog attempting to do such.

Trying to cross the boulevard, playing Frogger with my life.

Playing Frogger by Ganondox October 25, 2022

Cassandra Syndrome 

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

Cassandra Syndrome by Ganondox May 23, 2022

Denazification

The process of conquering a neighboring country by claiming they are Nazis.

Russia has really been into the denazification of Ukraine recently.

Denazification by Ganondox April 7, 2022

Qiradidadi

Someone who stuffs celebrities into horses.

When I was a teenager my dad set me on fire because I saw him trying to squeeze Eminem into an Arabian horse. I was so mad. I never realized that my dad was THE fucking Qiradidadi—the Italian guy who smuggles famous men into horses.

Qiradidadi by Ganondox November 7, 2020

Band of Theseus 

A band whose current lineup contains none of it's original members. Named after the Ship of Theseus.

In Flames should have renamed themselves Band of Theseus after Jesper left, he was their last original member!

Band of Theseus by Ganondox April 13, 2019

Wrong Handed

The opposite of right handed. Duh.

Bob is wrong handed, that's why he sucks at writing.

Wrong Handed by Ganondox February 26, 2019

Swamp Kitten 

A baby alligator.

Look at that momma and her adorable swamp kittens!

Swamp Kitten by Ganondox September 23, 2018