forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.

"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."

by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022

samsunger

Someone who likes and buys all kinds of Samsung electronics, like TVs, tablet PCs, mobile phones, etc.

"Do you know that guy, Ben? He bought a Samsung 3D TV, a Samsung Tablet PC, even a Samsung mobile phone!"
"Yea, I know him. He's a samsunger.

by Gaboantsa August 12, 2011

Moldania

A new country after unification of (Rupublic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
No, I am from Moldania

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

telephone marriage

Usually, ship's crew members, ofiicers or ratings might be at sea working on various ships something like 80% of their time, sometimes even one year or more at a time, continuously. In case they are married they often call their wife from different ports of call or from the ship herself via satellite telephone, thus having actually a "telephone marriage" instead of a normal marriage.

Ben: You know, Mark calls his wife so often!
Steve: Yeah, I know, he has a "telephone marriage"

by Gaboantsa November 22, 2011

Moldonia

A new country after unification of (Republic of) Moldova with Romania.

-Are you from Moldova?
-No, I'm from Moldonia.

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

WeTube

WeTube is the name that YouTube should have, because of their greed and low payment to the partners, that might start to earn some money on their channel's advertisements only after reaching 1000 subscribers, and when the partners reach 4000 watch hours or 10 million shorts views.

YouTube: We are the ones who earn first from the advertising on your videos. We are WeTube

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2023

Roldova

Roldova is the new country after uniting Romania with (Republic of) Moldova.

-Hey, isn't that guy from Moldova?
-No, actually he is from Roldova

by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022