Definitions by Gaboantsa

Roldova 

Roldova is the new country after uniting Romania with (Republic of) Moldova.

-Hey, isn't that guy from Moldova?
-No, actually he is from Roldova

Roldova by Gaboantsa April 30, 2022

puteen 

A teenager who is a fan of Putin.

Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.

puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

Puteen 

Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.

Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022

masterbating 

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

masterbating by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

IMDb Necrologist 

Someone who repeatedly contributes to the IMDb (Internet Movie Database)page of a certain actor or actress page that has just died, by informing the IMDb about his or her death details (date, place and cause of death and web sites that inform the public about it).

"I have just informed the IMDb that Radu Beligan, the world's oldest acting actor died at 97"
"I know, you are the IMDb Necrologist!

IMDb Necrologist by Gaboantsa October 27, 2016

Windows Upfuckingdate 

When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.

John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.

Windows Upfuckingdate by Gaboantsa August 29, 2014

windous

Usually a term used in place of the popular "windows", namely by people who prefer other operating systems, but have have some kind of way to use certain windous only programs.

Oh no, I had to install windous."

windous by Gaboantsa December 30, 2012