Jordan, Minnesota

Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.

Jordan, Minnesota has a dark history.

by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012

The Damned Things

Hard Rock/Heavy Metal supergroup made up of Scott Ian and Rob Caggiano of Anthrax, Keith Buckley and Josh Newton of Every Time I Die, and Joe Thorman and Andy Hurley of Fall Out Boy, formed in 2010. They released their debut album "Ironiclast" and the first single "We've got a situation here" in Dec. 2010.

John went to see The Damned Things and was very impressed-and he doesn't even like Fall Out Boy or Anthrax.

by Gaaraofthedamned January 25, 2011

Last Resort Christian

One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.

by Gaaraofthedamned September 09, 2012

Android Hell

A real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

The enrichment center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance

by Gaaraofthedamned December 18, 2011

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

Death Bat

A skull with bat wings. Most notable for being Avenged Sevenfold's mascot. Many Over Kill fans claim the mascot was stolen from their band. The truth is however that it does not belong to one specific person or group. It's like a peace or anarchy symbol-everyone uses it. The death bat has been used on ouiji boards, artwork for other metal bands such as Metallica, even as an enemy in Legend of Zelda games. People who complain about it being stolen obviously is just looking for something to bitch about because their lives are just not complete enough.

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Fuck Avenged Sevenfags!!!!. They stole that death bat from Over Kill. It's rightfully there's!

Normal person: Last time I checked they didn't own the rights to it. I've seen Metallica-yes METALLICA- use it before. What do you say to that now?

Obsessive Over Kill fan: Shut the fuck up!!!! *Leaves*

by Gaaraofthedamned January 12, 2012

Homework Blocked

When large amounts of homework prevent you from doing something you actually want to be doing.

Tim: Hey Jeff wanna go to the Cradle of Filth concert tonight
Jeff: Sorry I can't. I have an essay to write and two pages of math to do
Tim: Ah homework blocked what a shame. I'll bring you back a T-Shirt.

by Gaaraofthedamned October 04, 2011