MLA Format

Stupid, pointless method for writing a paper and citing your sources. Dictates that every little detail must be done in a certain way and if you make the smallest mistake then you deserve to fail (and be expelled if your in college).
The paper took me only a half hour, but I ended up spending all night correcting it because of the stupid MLA format rules.
by GaaraoftheDamned October 01, 2012
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Surfin' Bird

Song by early Garage Rock/Rock n Roll band The Trashmen from their debut album of the same name. The Ramones did a terrific cover of it on their "Rocket to Russia" album.

A great song indeed. Sadly most kids today only know about it due to it's use on an episode of "Family Guy".
Kid A: What are you listening to?

Kid B: Surfin' Bird

Kid A: Sweet! Which version, The Trashmen or The Ramones?

Kid B: Ummm...Peter Griffin's?

Kid A: You mean The Trashmen's version.

Kid B: No I'm pretty sure this is Peter's

Kid A: *sigh* Never mind. *to self* That's why I'm fine with Futurama
by Gaaraofthedamned August 17, 2011
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Family-Friendly

1. Something intended so that all members of the family, little kids, older kids (ages 10-teen) kids, parents, and grandparents can enjoy.

2. Codeword used by conservative nutjobs to ban gay rights/marriage, prevent Marijuana legalization, outlaw most Rock music, Heavy Metal and Rap, or at least get it censored, make video games age-restricted, try to get multiple shows and movies like South Park, Beavis and Butthead, Pokemon, and the Harry Potter movies banned or restricted, and shove religion down everyone's throats.
1. We had my young cousins over last night and had to sit through a Family-Friendly movie. Honestly it wasn't that bad and it was a lot more pleasant than school.

2. Conservative nutjob: Thanks to our efforts, we are on the way to creating a more family-friendly nation full of war but free from homosexuality, harmless drugs that would help our economy, music, and anything else that does not promote christianity unto everyone
by Gaaraofthedamned July 08, 2011
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Birthday

It means something different depending on age group:

0-3: Too young to understand
4-9: Best day of your life
10-14: Day you're treated better than usual
15-19: Day opposite sex is more likely to put out
20-death: Day to celebrate a year closer to death*

*Exceptions is with your 21st Birthday due to it being the legal age of adult and you are now considered old enough to consume alcohol legally and some age in your mid-sixties due to being old enough to retire.
Birthday reactions:

Young child: YES!!!!! I'm now a year older!!!!
Pre-teen: Yes! Closer to a teenager
Teen: Hopefully a (member of opposite sex) will do me tonight
Adult (Normal): Hooray I'm a year closer to the grave.
Adult (21): TIME TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!
Adult (60s): Finally, I can retire
by Gaaraofthedamned July 13, 2011
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ericdouglace

14-year old kid from Boston (orignally from Scotland) who earned his 15 minutes of fame on Youtube with the video "Declaration of War against Justin Bieber Haters" in which he threatens to hack anyone on the site he sees making fun of Justin Bieber in any way, shape, or form. He appeared in the video with an American gay accent (even though he's a bit of a homophobe). The video caused a huge fallout, in which he posted more videos asserting he was continuing with the "war" until November 20, in which he posted a teary-eyed apology, speaking in his normal Scottish accent, saying that his video basically ruined his life and left him totally traumatized. He still posts videos and still says he's a Justin Bieber fan, though all his videos after the "war" mostly relate to his religion.
That ericdouglace kid has major issues.
by Gaaraofthedamned December 31, 2010
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Spongebob Squarepants

The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 28, 2012
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Masiela Lusha

Very talented and attractive Albanian-American actress and poet best known as Carmen on The George Lopez Show for the show's first five seasons.
Masiela Lusha is drop dead gorgeous and a great actress. The George Lopez show really went to hell after she left.
by Gaaraofthedamned January 04, 2012
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