GUY's definitions

scattergun

A shotgun, typically two barrels side by side.

He was shot with a scattergun.

by Guy March 25, 2005

s4

2000-2002 An Automobile that is made by Audi. It is a 2.7 litre 90 degree V6 with 5 valves per cylinder. Standard with 2 "Twin" turbochargers, hence the name biturbo. 0-60 on a 6 speed transmission is under 6 seconds. The S4 is equipped with a "quattro" 4 wheel drive system. It is also easily modifiable, and has plenty of parts out on the market. BMW M3 owners.. you have been warned.

S4's are often seen on Freeways passing other automobiles at speeds above 120MPH.

by Guy March 7, 2005

blue crush

When you have a crush on someone but it makes you sad cause you know that person will never like you back in the same way.

Man look at Megan, it really is a blue crush.

by guy July 1, 2004

plz

1.What really cool/useful people type in Instant Messengers and forums because it's obviously too much trouble to type three extra letters. In fact, we should change all instances of the letters "ease" to "z" in the English language, since, apparently, they make the same sound.

1. plz! u r so wrong. ur a fag. (pronounced "PLZZZ! Ooh rrr so wrong. Err a fag." to everyone except for the very dumb and confused author and his/her moronic friends/fellow institute patients)

by guy November 23, 2003

fingerhut

Last one was made by the mother of fingerhut. Disregard it.

STFU Fingerhut

by guy April 21, 2004

zep

Nickname or shortened version of the band name Led Zepplin.

I LOVE hearing Zep's "Stairway to Heaven" when I'm high.

by guy May 2, 2003

zon

probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.

God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?

by guy May 10, 2003