GUESS's definitions

Germantown

Often referred to as Gtown, or the last bit of civilization before Frederick or Damascus. Germantown is a small town in Maryland with the most eclectic population of people ever. Rednecks, gangsters, preps, working joes, working stiffs and hippie’s all living together. Most locals are known for their ability to drink unsuspecting visitors under the table and then walk out on the check.

My posse lives in Germantown. Gtown for life.

by guess March 3, 2005

Fuji

Your a fud

"Fuji is a fud"

by Guess June 26, 2004

flocker

to pork in the ass

i wanna flocker u

by guess June 27, 2004

machizzle

to fuck a non living organism

i machizzle my car

by guess June 27, 2004

upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.

kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia

by guess November 4, 2004

dumsanzo

(1) the conservative joe disanzo. he says everyone who disagrees with him are "liberals" even know their not. he knows nothing about politics even know he watches the most conservative news channel (fox news) all day long. he doesn't like black people and is against abortion even know he's not a women and will never have a child. he thinks the patriot act is a good idea. he constantly talks about bill o reily which would lead some to think he has sexual fantasies about him. even though peers show him hardocore documents detailing some of the failures of the bush administration he says its "bullshit".
(2) a conservative who knows nothing about being a conservative and is only one because the traits of the parents rub off on them.
(3) unable to think outside of the box for more then 5 seconds
(4) thinks he's a conservative even know he shares hard moral beleifs with liberals

me: joe did u go on FTW.com its a INDEPENDENT JOURNALISM sit.

joe: mike you are such a stupid liberal prick. i'm gonna go on Bill O' Reilys website and write letters to him. and when i grow up i'm gonna join the KKK

me: joe, u know that u have liberal views and i'm not even a liberal i just don't like politics

joe: no, mike ur are a stupid liberal. liberals are so stupid. bye mike i'm going to try to find naked pictures of bill and sean hannity one the internet

by guess March 30, 2004

whats the have?

slang retarded people use to say something as simple as "whats up".

often the mentally challenged speak this code to each other rather then us UN-retarded people,because what un-retarded person would walk up to someone else and say "so, whats the have?" thats right no one because this "term" is fuckin ridiculous

RETARD walking up to an UN-retard

RETARD: a bia bia bia a paw paw paw eeey aaaaah aaawwwhats theeeyy haaaave aaa heo heo meow meow

UN-retarded: wow i hope you get shot in the face

by guess April 3, 2004