toneil

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass

"shes such a toneil"

by girl December 31, 2003

luelinks

1. A message board that doesnt exist. It consists of users with 1 inch wangs that got banned from gamefaqs becasue they sucked so bad. Google "Yoshi" and subtract 4 inches from the wang that comes up and you've got yourself a luelinker

2. That guy you hate in your class

1. Ugly girl with acne: HI THERE PERSON!
LLer: OMGWTFLOL J00 R TEH HAWTNESS!!1!!!!1
Ugly girl with acne: Hey you only have a 1 inch wang, you must be a LLer!
LLer: OMGWTFHAX J00 R TEH FOUND ME!!!!!11!1!!1

2. Annnoying kid: OH EM GEE I GOT A 95 ON MY TEST MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME!
Normal guy: This guys such a luelinks

by girl March 29, 2005

luelinks

1. A crappy message board where wannabe LUE2sers go and post links. Most links include porn, which luelinks' 11 year old members try to maturbate but cant because they cant get an erection

2. A bad fuck

1. LLmember: Im 11 and i like pr0n
NormalPerson: Go to LL, its where all the gay porn is at
LLmember: OMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN 7|-|15 |=|_|C|C1|\| R0x0rz mah b0x0rz LOLOMGWTF

2. You cant get a bonar, you pulled a luelinks on me!

by girl March 10, 2005

Essence

1. The essence of a man is what gets him the pussy
2. The essence of man is the crucial element or the most important ingredient.

Jono's essence of man is at a very high level, no wonder he always gets the women.

by girl October 12, 2004

spoon sisters

Two girls that are friends but engage in oral sex with each other; female "butt buddies".

Gosh, those two are together so much, they have to be spoon sisters.

by Girl March 26, 2005

basketball

the best sport on earth for females

girls had to work twice as hard to have the WNBA

by Girl April 07, 2005

DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!

he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!

by GIRL March 14, 2005