DAVID BECKHAM

the fittest man on the planet!
he is soooo sexy!
he is sooo fit and he is a great footballer with a great body... yes it IS david beckham!! mmmmmmmmmm!! yummie!
by GIRL March 14, 2005
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lue2

A message board which has caused the destruction of luelinks
luelinks got pissed at lue2 because they were making lue2links. luelinks tried to invade lue2, but the great admin silentstrike gave them a silentstrike and deleted their website.
by girl March 10, 2005
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blow jobs

something that you are forced to do if your in an all male prison.
criminal 01: "it's u'r turn tonight Jonathan"

Criminal 02: "no, i did it yesterday, besides your dick still up some other guys arse, i don't want his shit in my mouth"
by girl April 20, 2004
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cheekies

when you meet-n-greet your friends or family with a side-kiss, but really, you just touch cheeks and make the kissy sound
"Oh, hi!! *cheekies* I haven't seen you a while, how are you?"
by girl April 25, 2005
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manc

A person who lives in manchester!

(the only reason why there are so many scally's and arse raping idiots living in manchester is cos of ppl like u lot that say there are - thats why they all come and live here!!!!!)
i'm a manc but i do not want to be classed as a person who stabs ppl and take old grannies handbags thank u very much!
by girl July 01, 2004
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toneil

chick who is hot but has no sense of humour and is total dumbass
"shes such a toneil"
by girl December 31, 2003
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luelinks

1. A message board that doesnt exist. It consists of users with 1 inch wangs that got banned from gamefaqs becasue they sucked so bad. Google "Yoshi" and subtract 4 inches from the wang that comes up and you've got yourself a luelinker

2. That guy you hate in your class
1. Ugly girl with acne: HI THERE PERSON!
LLer: OMGWTFLOL J00 R TEH HAWTNESS!!1!!!!1
Ugly girl with acne: Hey you only have a 1 inch wang, you must be a LLer!
LLer: OMGWTFHAX J00 R TEH FOUND ME!!!!!11!1!!1

2. Annnoying kid: OH EM GEE I GOT A 95 ON MY TEST MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME!
Normal guy: This guys such a luelinks
by girl March 29, 2005
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