GIRL's definitions

luelinks

1. A message board that doesnt exist. It consists of users with 1 inch wangs that got banned from gamefaqs becasue they sucked so bad. Google "Yoshi" and subtract 4 inches from the wang that comes up and you've got yourself a luelinker

2. That guy you hate in your class

1. Ugly girl with acne: HI THERE PERSON!
LLer: OMGWTFLOL J00 R TEH HAWTNESS!!1!!!!1
Ugly girl with acne: Hey you only have a 1 inch wang, you must be a LLer!
LLer: OMGWTFHAX J00 R TEH FOUND ME!!!!!11!1!!1

2. Annnoying kid: OH EM GEE I GOT A 95 ON MY TEST MY DAD'S GONNA KILL ME!
Normal guy: This guys such a luelinks

by girl March 28, 2005

luelinks

1. A crappy message board where wannabe LUE2sers go and post links. Most links include porn, which luelinks' 11 year old members try to maturbate but cant because they cant get an erection

2. A bad fuck

1. LLmember: Im 11 and i like pr0n
NormalPerson: Go to LL, its where all the gay porn is at
LLmember: OMFGWTFBBQCHICKEN 7|-|15 |=|_|C|C1|\| R0x0rz mah b0x0rz LOLOMGWTF

2. You cant get a bonar, you pulled a luelinks on me!

by girl March 9, 2005

Essence

1. The essence of a man is what gets him the pussy
2. The essence of man is the crucial element or the most important ingredient.

Jono's essence of man is at a very high level, no wonder he always gets the women.

by girl October 12, 2004

lau

A member of the group the Laus. The laus are a group opposed to science lessons (especially those taught by Mr Roper). A lau is intelligent and extremely kewl but prefers arty subjects (art/drama) to factual subjects (science/maths). The name lau comes from the maiden name of lau 2's mother.

Lau 2: My mum's maiden name was Lau
Lau 1: Really? that's such a kewl name! I want to be a lau

by girl February 23, 2005

schlomping

cool relaxed way of chilling, usually used when you should be doing something more important.
WARNING - this is highly addictable.

i can't be arsed with this test i think im just going to schlomp.

by girl April 20, 2004