l33tsp34k

1. Elite speak.
2. Internet slang language involving the replacement of letters with numbers and/or symbols, specifically to discourage and confuse new members of the community (See newbies or n00bs)

1. Do you know how to l33tsp34k?
2. j00 5u}{0Rz @ l33tsp34k (you suck at elite speak)

by Geoff March 15, 2003

cork

Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.

Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.

by Geoff June 17, 2003

Finest Gentlemen

a compound consisting of the two elements Geoff Ibe & Mike Browne. this form of hottness thrives off of passion and love for music which is R&B.

The new song by the Finest Gentlemen was so bangin, I jus wanna get off my booty and dance!

Finest Gentlemen's wifey tracks make me lay on my bed and start to cry like a girl.

by geoff March 06, 2004

cavitate

the empty, cavernous hole in your chest feeling, when your girlfriend dumps you.
can last two days or two weeks depending on how into her you were.

dude to his friend: ya my GF dumped me, and now two days later she's banging this guy we know, this pain in my chest, I just feel cavitated.

by GEoff June 09, 2014

VW Bonnet

A female wedgie. Especially noticable in bathing suits.

"Amanda had a VW Bonnet in swim class today!"

by Geoff December 11, 2002

Bec

1. A beautiful, intelligent person who is the nicest person you will ever know.
2. Geoff's better half.

Girl, "If only I was as sexy as Bec"
Girl 2, "I wish I was as clever as Bec"
Girl 3, "Damn Bec has a hot boyfriend"

by Geoff March 01, 2005

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005