fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.
My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.
by Geoff January 19, 2003
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fart

1. the releasing of an ass biscuit
2. to rip ass
i farted in that kid's face and he did not appreciate it
by Geoff October 15, 2006
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top drawer

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
by Geoff June 04, 2003
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front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you
-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease
by Geoff January 02, 2006
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dang kids

by geoff March 10, 2003
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cuban

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.
Bill - I've got a dutch here.
Steve - That's fucking cuban.
by Geoff May 13, 2005
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coo

thats coo
by geoff March 10, 2003
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