GEOrge's definitions

fookton

another name for a virgin futon

Mark will never get any on his fookton, but others might.

by George December 1, 2003

fundament

The ass.
Gluteus maximus and surrounding areas. Useful for oggling girls and commenting on it without them knowing

Check out the fundament on that one!

Boy 1: Suzie sure does have a nice fundament
Boy 2: Yep
Girl 1: What are you guys talking about?

by George January 18, 2006

Peacing

A word used by Bulgarians. Often used as a measure of speed or velocity.

"I am dropping them off then I'm... going to peace"

"I am peacing in my V Double U"

by George May 13, 2005

M'off

a shortened version of I am leaving

i can't be arsed with your fucking bullshit any more you half witted slag of an excuse to be called human. moff

by george January 2, 2004

dragqueenohomopedonecrobestiality

The act of a male having sex with a dead infantile male animal dressed in drag.

The man dressed the dead puppy in a bra, fishnets, and lipstick, then performed dragqueenohomopedonecrobestiality on it until rigor mortis occurred, inducing a wildly intense orgasm.

by george April 7, 2004

plitter

An ass that's been fucked so many times, it can eat its weight in ham.

Man, I wish my girlfriend didn't have such a plitter.

by george August 28, 2003

DM

Originally "Docs Management" - known in the IT field as "Docs Mangler". Application designed to share and store documents that does nothing but screw up the computer and irritate users.

"My DM crashed and I can't get into my documents."

"DM lost my default profile."

"I saved a document into DM and all my changes are gone!"

"If you guys don't uninstall this F*#ing piece of Shizzle DM I'm gonna fricking kill someone!"

Sometimes used as a derogatory verb:

"Damn my PC just DM'ed!!!!"

by George August 14, 2003