top drawer

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
by Geoff June 04, 2003
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Lets roll

to go to move (used by me before 9/11)
by geoff March 09, 2003
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fps

Frames Per Second. The general benchmark for computer performance in a video game. Refers to the number of times the image on a computer monitor gets refreshed per second. 60 fps is generally the benchmark for acceptable performance; that provides a buffer for when the action in a game gets heavier.
My old crapper of a computer only gets 20 fps in Quake 3.
by Geoff January 19, 2003
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webcomic

A comic published on the internet; for example, Penny Arcade or 8-Bit Theater.
I was reading my favorite webcomic when you interrupted me.
by Geoff January 19, 2003
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sloppy jalopy

A sloppy jalopy is a sexual act for partners very comfortable with each other. During fellatio, when the man is about to climax, he pushes the girl away, cums in his own hand and smacks the girl in the face with it. This is called a sloppy jalopy.
He gave me a sloppy jalopy. It was so romantic.
by geoff May 20, 2005
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spam butterfly

A lady´s hole
Cunt/vagina/axe wound/spaz hole/beef curtains/box/saddle bags/
by Geoff January 25, 2004
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Bunkin' up with Dyer

Forcing one to ingage in sexual activity in their own bed
Oh... you're girlfriend is coming this weekend? Looks like I'm Bunkin' up with Dyer
by Geoff February 22, 2004
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