G. Thomas's definitions

Whack in the Crack

Slang for Jack in the Box.

"I want a Spicy Chicken Sandwich from Whack in the Crack."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

culinarium

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.

I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.

A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).

My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.

Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.

by G. Thomas February 14, 2010

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.

Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008