G. Thomas's definitions

trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

culinarium

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.

I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!

by G. Thomas April 22, 2008

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.

Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

moisturification

The process of becoming, or to cause to become, moisturized. Synonym with moisturization.

Adding lotion all over her body was certainly an act of moisturification.

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008