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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.
Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!
by G. Thomas May 21, 2008
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procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
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postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).
My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.
by G. Thomas January 8, 2007
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trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.
When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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faviconathon

Noun; relates to graphical web work. If many pages need new favicons, the period of making this happen would count as this.
He just had a faviconathon making all those mini pictures!
by G. Thomas March 1, 2008
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culinarium

Noun. (kyoo-lih-NAIR-ee-um.) A cafeteria containing only the finest of foods. May not exist yet.
I want to go to a culinarium so badly! Watching all of these Food Network TV shows is really getting to me!
by G. Thomas April 22, 2008
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