G. Thomas's definitions

flamish

Resembling a flame, either in color or physical structure. Can include plasmatic constant change.

Her painting was composed of red and orange strokes; it was very flamish.

by G. Thomas September 22, 2006

bloody elf

Describes a situation in which things continue to spiral out of hand. Usually has nothing to do literally with blood nor elfs, but is still technically possible.

You can't get to San Diego because you became nautious halfway enroute while driving there in order to move into your first house away from home? Bloody elf!

by G. Thomas August 14, 2008

mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.

I lost the game! Mother crapper!

by G. Thomas October 15, 2006

contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.

Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.

by G. Thomas September 3, 2006

comasturbatory

In regards to comasturbation.

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.

Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).

My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007