G. Thomas's definitions

procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.

Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.

by G. Thomas March 27, 2007

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.

Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.

by G. Thomas February 14, 2010

trail mixed out

To have engulfed in too much salty nuts and chocolate pieces.

When John was walking on a trail, he was eating trail mix. By the end of his hike, he was trail mixed out.

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

postpubescent

Describes one who has reached the adult stages of their life, thus already having the associated elements gained in puberty (i.e. body hair, genital maturation, etc.).

My thirtysomething boss says she's a kid who is postpubescent.

by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

pomosexuality

Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.

"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."

by G. Thomas March 5, 2007

soupafie

SÜP \ ə \ fī (verb). To convert a dish of leftover food into a soup for a second round of eating. Done by adding some form of soup broth, and possibly some extra ingredients.

Like sequoia, word is spelled with all 5 vowels.

Dad's going to soupafie the chicken from last night for lunch.

by G. Thomas March 4, 2010