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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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tetricide

Suicidal moves during the game of Tetris that purposely cause the falling shapes to get too high for any more rows to disappear. Game ends because pieces reach the top; a "death" is self-inflicted.
Damn it! This game is impossible to win; I have to commit tetricide.
by G. Thomas October 15, 2006
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barfalicious

Adjective. Describes food that causes or inspires one to literally vomit, often because of being undercooked. Food may actually still taste good if eaten, but the result always returns to the top.
The barfalicious food that Kory ate at Rosine's place had obvious results.
by G. Thomas April 22, 2008
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Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
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Soup Titsy

An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."
"I want to drink a Mint Mohito." "Soup titsy?"
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
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Portuguinnies

Those who are stuck in Portugal, another term for Purgatory.
I am so going to hell... At least I'll be with the Portuguinnies first!
by G. Thomas November 21, 2006
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Church of the DVD

Refers to the technique that avid moviegoers wish to view films under in their livingroom. Includes having zero light reflections in the television set, thus having zero lights on that could result in this.

Term coined by "Father Jim".
He wants to watch yet another movie... Time for the Church of the DVD again!
by G. Thomas June 2, 2008
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